The Farmer’s Almanac predicts that Summer 2018 will be hot, muggy, and fully Satanic. These offerings dig deeper into the devil’s work than you might have thought possible. We have a direct line to the source, what can we say.
Happy Solstice to you, and welcome to the second installment of SATANIC SVMMER.
Dir. Eric Weston, 1981
USA, 97 min.
In English, no subs
TUESDAY, JULY 3 – 10 PM
FRIDAY, JULY 6 – MIDNIGHT
SATURDAY, JULY 14 – MIDNIGHT
SATURDAY, JULY 21 – 10 PM
WEDNESDAY, JULY 25 – 10 PM
Remember the little kid you used to pick on? Well, he’s a big boy now.
Clint Howard plays Stanley Coopersmith aka “Cooperdick”, a bullied orphan “welfare case” who’s sent off to Military School, where he’s bullied relentlessly by students and teachers alike. After finding a diary detailing satanic rituals, he uses his computer-skills to initiate a digital Black Mass to take vengeance on his tormentors.
If you want to see a bunch of men’s-rights-activists in training get offed, this is the movie for you. A satanic riff on a gender-bent Carrie you didn’t know you needed, screening in its uncut non-domestic form.